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h”The Virgin Games” Chapter 2 “Here and there”

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“This server’s dead as fuck.”
Meii, confused, scoffed as he scrolled through Acap, which was indeed.. Dead. Deader than Sean’s grandma. Nobody talked, not even the irrelevant members trying to be relevant.

“Rain hasn’t responded to my insta posts yet!”
Meii blurted out loud with a hurt expression, grabbing his chest as if he was having a heart attack. This was strange to him, Rain wasn’t the type of person to just disappear… something was off- very off.

Days ago, Forty invited the Owomachads to a reunion to discuss something important. But since it wasn’t for a circlejerk, Meii didn’t assist. Which he then regretted, since he felt like it’d answer some questions.

He messaged an owomachad- but to no avail.

In a hellcat, the 6’5 model, Meii, drove to ACAP HQ. He arrived safely, as he wasn’t a woman.

The door was locked, denying Meii’s entry. So like any normal human being would, he slapped his dick on the glass door, shattering it.

Meii looked around and saw that it was empty.
First floor, which was where people would check in. There was always a secretary at the front desk. Either Leith, Denii or Angelo. Most people liked it when Angelo was the secretary because he’d wear thigh highs and was easily bribed with a kiss on the cheek.

But this time, there wasn’t a choice to pick favorites.

On floor 9 + 10 (21), where Joseph’s meeting was held, Meii looked. The whiteboard still had plenty of info from the meeting, which was perfectly convenient for him.

Taking all this into account, the thing that stood out the most to Meii, was a blueprint of the Headquarters. It revealed that underneath the secretary’s desk, there was a trapdoor.

Since Meii was already prepared, he returned to the first floor to see for himself.

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The door handle was rusty, discomforting Meii. So instead of turning the knob, he slapped the door with his dick.
Like every other instance, the door shattered. What an aMeiizing cock :]

He knelt down and tried to unlock it, but none of the keys worked. So he slid his finger in the keyhole and fingered it, which actually worked.

“Classic Forty.”

Down were stairs that led to a hallway with a singular door. Meii noticed that a warm light (specifically #f7d8ae) was shining from behind the door, and he sighed in relief.
Surprisingly, the door was already unlocked so he slowly opened it, finding a muscular; tall figure sleeping on a queen bed right next to the door.

Rya?.. Mei thought, sneakishly making his way to the door at the other end. Right before he could even touch the door handle, he felt the footsteps of the figure. They were silent, Meii barely feeling them.

Meii felt a tap on his shoulder and looked up behind him to see Rya, staring right at his soul.

“AAAAAAAHH”, Meii screeched.

Forty was lying next to Rya. Once he felt vacant where Rya was supposed to be, he awoke. Gripping the sheets with his nails and watching Rya hold someone, he recognized Mei, one of his former colleagues.

“MEII?!
IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!!!!!”

He launched himself and knocked Meii out of Rya’s reach. Which, Forty quickly realized was a mistake as he saw Meii reach out for something in his purse.

“Wait no, yeah- RYA, RESTRAIN MEII!!”

Rya quickly obliged and held Meii once again in place, although this time using rope.

“Rya…?”
Meii questioned with a puzzled look.

“Meii.. Holy shit! Long time no see. Tell me though, why are you here?”
Forty interrogated as he looked down at him with a raised eyebrow.

“….”
To which, Meii didn’t reply, as he didn’t feel like it’d do any good for him.

“Quiet, aren’t we..”
Said Forty, walking in circles. Until, he suddenly stood still.
“Well, I’m afraid you leave me no choice.”

Forty then walked to his desk, opening a drawer full to the brim of dildos. He chuckled under his breath, stroking his microscopic chin hairs. Hovering his hand over the collection, he picked the roughest, most barbed one.

He spat on it as lubrication and walked back to Mei.

“Wait what-“ Meii uttered.

“Talk.” Forty said, taking a step closer.

Meii flinched, responding almost immediately. “Okay! I’ll talk!”

Forty snickered, handing the dildo to Rya so she could dig in.

“So good!!! Nyaah~!!” Rya cried out, overjoyed by her weekly meal as Joseph and Meii watched from behind.

“Leith..”
Meii blurted with a sigh, which made the two wide-eyed.

“Leith what?”
Forty asked, almost excited.

“He gave me the address..”
Mei admitted, his eyes closed.

Forty, thinking of what to do now, turned back to Rya, gesturing for her to lean down to his level.

“Fix her up and get her in.”, Forty whispered.

“Inside u?” Rya responded, crumbs of plastic cock flying out her mouth.

“No- in the game!”

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7:36 am

I don’t remember how my morning went, everything that comes to mind is pushed out instantly.
I hadn’t eaten yesterday and have already gotten used to eating 3 meals a day, so I’m starving and about to cry myself back to sleep.

There’s 8 people here in the dining hall with me, whom I haven’t distinguished because I’m looking down. I guess I can tell by their voice and body, if they have a flat ass it’s either Hex or Ink. Well, Hex since Ink is dead now.

“Does anyone know who cleaned the mess?”
Gerald asked.

“Forty.”
Saur simply answered.

“How are we supposed to know?!”
Kyle asked back with a :/ face.

“They probably did it while we were asleep. Kek.”
Zam theorized.

Geuco

“…. what if somebody stays up to find out?”
I offered, but clearly noone gave a shit about what I had to say so it was quiet.

I was tired of all these fakies, so I walked to a bench and sat on it. Almost, since Redsilver creeped up and sat on it before me.
“Too slow.”, I heard her mutter.

“That was nasty. As. FUCK.” Kat commented, which made me look up, since her voice woke me up.

“I had a feeling somebody was going to kill.”
Hex whined, as he tried not to cry because he stubbed his toe in the morning.

“Wait what- Why?”
Rain asked with almost an offended expression.

“You’re all crazy.” Hex replied with a frustrated expression. I thought he was going to leave, but it seems he’s waiting for food too.

“I miss my Sheri.“ Sal sighed as she looked into oblivion with her jaw against her hand on the table.

The cafeteria was full, and food still wasn’t being served.

“What’s taking them so long?!”
Shaqi impatiently questioned.

“ATTENTION GOYS.”

We all suddenly heard, which was coming from the lobby. Exchanging looks, we contemplated on going.

“Big bro Joseph!!”
Abood happily affirmed as he wobbled to the lobby.

We didn’t hear any gunshots so we all then followed.

“Finally.”, Forty exclaimed as he saw all of us. “Okay so, I’m extending your starvation until 9am.”

“Oh wow.“
Sal annoyed, huffed.

“Sadist.”
Zam hypocritically huffed.

“Do you like seeing us hungry??”
Redsilver questioned with a bothered look.

“That. AND you’re kind of getting fat..”
Forty responded with a chuckle as he then turned around to his cave.
“Alright, that’s all. Toodles!”

“Mfw mod abuse.”
Yoshi uttered with an eye roll, leaving.

“WHY DOESN’T ANYONE FLUSH THE TOILET??!!”
Kat randomly berated.

“Genius. They were prepared in advance.”
Kyle commented with an idiotic smile as he slobbered and had lots of saliva streaming down his mouth.

It seemed me and the other relatively normal people here would rather starve for the time being, so I went back to my room and thought about Toya’s nudes.

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Wanting to prevent someone else from interfering, Forty left the edifice to abduct the retards he should’ve but didn’t.

First up was Sean, who was roleplaying as a dog.
Then Alfie, who was watching Sean roleplay as a dog.
Oreca, who was bleaching his skin.
Big, who was vaping a cartnite.
Racer, who was feeding pigeons with bread.
Luna, who was probably doing nerd shit idfk
And lastly, Leith, who was still drooling for Mer.

Once Forty rounded them all up in his room + Meii already in there, it was about to be 9:00 am exactly.
Assuming Rya already had the food ready to serve, Forty was gonna switch up the game.

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8:58 pm

I was already outside my dorm, walking down the hallway when I heard Forty seductively call us.

“BOIS!!!”

Once we all appeared, the first thing we saw was the 8 new “people” in front of us.
Like a deadbeat dad, Forty pushed them out of his room and went back in, leaving his 8 new fetuses in The Virgin Games.

“I don’t even know half of these niggers.”
Yoshi asserted with a squint as she stared them down.

“N*wgens.”
Hex rudely said as he walked to the dining hall.

“Woof.”
Niketos protested.

“What newgen mean”
Racer asked.

“Bruh. I’m not a newgen.”
Big proclaimed.

“Omg.. Branden??”
Shaqi expressed with an unsure yet content voice.

“Yo.”
Big simply responded.

“I hate not being relevant enough 😔”
Oreca farted.

“Big bro Leith!!!”
Abood called out.

“Lil bro Ahmed!!”
Leith responded.

This was so cringe, it felt like a reunion with relatives you haven’t seen in years.

“We are modeling the energy necessary for an electron to change the energy band.”
Luna added.

“Uh. Where’s the bathroom? Seanie needs to tinkle.”
The alien fucker asked.

“Upstairs, middle room.”
Gerald replied, pointing at the stairs with a nod.

“Thanks.”
Kerroid thanked as he held Sean’s hand and went upstairs.

“Woof”
Sean parted.

I got goosebumps.

“Omg. RAIN!!”
Meii shouted as he ran up to her and hugged her.

“HII!”
Rain responded as she hugged him back.
To which, Zam and Saur weren’t too comfortable as they just blankly stared.

There was nobody I cared that much for who arrived, except for Sean, so I went to the dining hall to eat.

I still heard voices from the lobby, since it was pretty quiet in the dining hall.
Hex, Yoshi, Zam, Saur, Sal, Kyle and I were eating in silence.

“Who do you think is gonna die this time..”
Redsilver asked at the entrance of the room, asking anybody.

“Hopefully you.”
Hex swiftly responded as he finished eating and walked out.

“LOL. Same.”
Kyle added.

“A BIT of an insensitive question..”
Sal criticized with a miffed face, clearly she was still upset with Sheri’s death because she’s wh*te.

“Does anybody even know who those guys are..”
Yoshi questioned as she started to feel xenophobic.

“Angelo’s girlfriend is Oreca, La Rata is Sean, the alien fucker is Alfie, big is branden, one of those twinks is Meii and slenderman is Leith.”
Kyle mansplained.

“What??”
Zam said.

“Youre no caughtu p wit the acap lore. NEwgenr.”
Saur claimed.

“Oooh, Meii stole rain from you…”
Redsilver taunted as she looked at Saur and Zam, which didn’t seem to have much of a reaction.

“Isn’t Meii gay…”
Sal asked.

“Sean is so cute.”
I whispered while salivating.

“Eating fast to avoid the niggers(real)”
Yoshi commented as she then quickly finished and walked out.

“…You cant say that.”
Sal scolded loud enough so she could hear.

“Wait!! I didn’t even get to eat!”
Redsilver whined as she grabbed a plate with food and went after her.

“Why didn’t Forty kidnap Kristi or Hamnah..”
Kyle said with a sad tone of voice as he almost cried, so I discreetly twisted his nipple in hopes of seeing at least one tear. He didn’t. Tough toes.

Right as 11 fetuses all noisily barged into the dining hall; Saur and Zam left.

“BRO FIST!!!” I heard celebrations and synchronized laughs as Sean’s anus was fisted.

I stomped on the group, jealous. Why won’t they fist me? I literally crossdress for them on roblox.

“There’s only one bathroom…” Kerroid brought up, just disappointed that he and Sean would have to hurry their masturbation sessions.

“Vaperoom- boink who threw me a carrot?!??” Big questioned as he turned around and saw nobody suspicious except for the blackies (It wasn’t a carrot, but Big’s buttplug that Saur ripped out of his ass while he wasn’t looking)

“Brah. LOL.” Leith loled. Somebody get this man outta my house.

“How it feels like to be in the acap dining hall.”, Sean said.

“Watch everybody copy him.” Racer predicted.

“As a trans woman, why is nobody scared of being in here??” Luna asked with an upset expression.

“We’re not trans.” I say, as I wish I was white, for I’d punch the wall out of frustration because I’m dumber than Branden. (What does that mean nat)

“Yeah, Heil the-man-who-would’ve-killed-me-on-sight!” Abood enunciated as he saluted to the ceiling.

“Aw. Where did Rain and Meii go?” Shaqi asked as she lazily looked around, noticing the excessive male energy- which I enjoyed.

I secretly wish Ps3 or Donnie was here, but this works.

“Too much men :( I don’t like men.” Kat whined.

“You probably shouldn’t say that, Kat.” Gerald warned.

“YOU should probably use better phrasing…” Sal suggested.

“Run Kat!! He’s threatening to rape and kill you (in a bad way).” Kyle looked shocked, but I don’t think he was shocked, rather excited.

“Don’t worry guys you know I won’t let this happen.” Racer claimed.

“Going for Joseph’s ex is crazy.” Leith added.

“Big bro Joseph!!” Abood cheered, which made Forty consider using the lasers implemented in the cameras to kill him.

“Me when women here are treated bad.” Oreca said as he pulled an image of a man in distress.

“I sure do love radicalized kids!” Luna uttered.

“Of course you do.” I said. I was then thrown a tomato. Thank the heavens! I’ve never touched a clean tomato IML.

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Rain’s room.

“So.. uh.. why’d you wanna come to my room?” Rain asked as she looked at Meii, who was looking through his purse.

“Well, to escape, duh. Don’t you want to get out of here?” Meii said with a raised eyebrow.

“What about the rest??”

“Oh. Them. We can always come back for them, later.”

“WHAT! Nuh uh. I want to save Zam and Saur.”

“LATER!! It’s too dangerous if we go out all together.” Rain then looked down and sighed, thunderstuck on the idea (get it cuz she’s rain and thunderstruck and she’s stuck on the idea thudnerstuck like thunderstruck get it)

“How are we getting out..”

“Time machine! Was that not obvious?” As Meii pulls a time machine out of her purse.

“HOW WOULD THATBE OBVIOUS?!!!” Rain said as she stepped back.

“I got it from Temu for 99 cents, get in” Meii urges, as he already was in.

“I’m so confused rn. Why don’t we escape normally, why do you have a TIME machine, HOW do you have a time machine, why is it on TEMU, when did the-“

“RAIN, do you not want to escape.”

“Yeah, but..”

“Girl, just get in!” So Rain, feeling threatened, stepped in.

“How far back in time are we going?”

“Probably to when Forty was going to create ACAP.”

“But.. that means I wouldn’t know you, or anybody else here!” “I love you Rain, but do you really want to be trapped here to kill eachother?!??”

“Well noooo, but…”

“That’s that!” Meii then clicked a bunch of buttons and both then felt weirdly vibrational, like as if they were using a rose toy. WeeGRHyeaaaGLOPPPbeeepeeieeeieeiieeeii EEEEEEEEEEEE

“MY EAAARRRRSS!!!” Rain cried out as she heard the noises, covering her ears because she’s neaurodievirgin. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEyankBOiooopppLEEHHH

“I knew it was too good-“ Meii was then interrupted by 5 loud crash sound effect, and then the feeling that they got hit.

“WHAT THE GUICKKCK!!!!” Rain screamed as she then fell over.

“GIRL. You should probably eat more.” Meii suggested as he helped her get up.

“Me??”

“Ugh. I don’t think this stupid shit worked.” Meii grumpily said as he then walked out, and immediately stood still as if he just got tazed.

“Well? Are we still stuck here??” Rain asked, hesitating to completely get out, but did anyway to see why Meii got quiet. Rain looked around and was almost blinded by the lights. The color palette of this place was that of a lesbian flag, of course Rain could identify that. There was also a sign that said “werk”.

“Where are we..???” She asked as she looked up at Meii.

“Wait what.. OMG. We’re in… omgomgomgomgomgomg RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE!!” Meii revealed said as he covered his mouth, surprised.

“RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE?!??? WHYYY??!!!” “I DON’T KNOW- but I do know I’m gonna look better than everybody else.”

“Let’s get out of here…”

“NO. Let’s dress up pleasepleasepleaseplease-“

“WHAT! WHY?!???”

“Umm.. Rain, it’s Rupaul’s drag race..”

“Uh.. no way. Let’s go.”

“Rain. IN A MINUTE!!” Meii then went to look for clothing and make up, trying them out.

“MEII!!!!!!”

“Oooh, the quality is good.”

“Meii. Luckily it’s empty right now..” Rain sighed as she saw nobody in sight, although she did hear some voices which worried her.

“You should get ready too. I could help you!”

“NO. No, thanks Meii. I’ll spectate.”

“Kay, you better…”

After 10 minutes, a loud voice was heard that made them jump.

*HURRY UP NIGGERS.*

“WHAT.” Rain said in shock. “I don’t think that’s said in the show..”

“It’s not..” Meii confirmed as he squinted his eyes and his corner mouth stretched, suspicious of where they are.

“This is so lame, I’m not ready.”

After 5 minutes, Meii was ready so he got up.

“How I look?”

“Really good!!!! Wtf. Gorgeous.”

“Only really good and gorgeous?” Meii, disappointed, slumped his shoulders.

“I should’ve taken ozempic before this omfghshshsh”

“Meii. You look GOOD.”

“I know..”

“Sigh. Let’s just go already.”

“Yay!”

On their way to the runaway, Rain stayed behind so she could just barely watch as she saw how Meii got in line behind other drag racers- whose faces he couldn’t distinguish well.

“FINALLY. WE’RE STARTING THE GODDAMN SHOW!!!!!!”

“Alright, come in babes.” Said a distant voice, just as powerful as the previous one. So then they all strutted in, including Meii. As they all got in front, Meii could finally see who they were and he was SHOOKETH. Not only were they faces of people he knew, but so were the judges.

“I, am Leithal Maximus.” Said a drag racer who had mid makeup, but awesome hair. He then did a 360 noscope.

“Ew. I think I just got the ick.” Said Mer in the audience, followed by Leithal Maximus who just said “Word”.

“You SHOULD know this by now, I’m THE Carmen Redd.” She then throws a taco at one of the judges.

“Nigger. DON’T DO THAT.” Scolded somebody in the audience.

“Hey pretties. I’m BBG, a.k.a Beautiful Black Goddess.” Said a beautiful black goddess, as she shyly did the snoop dogg dance.

“That was SO good!!” Shouted a duck with salmonella from the audience.

“Starbeeyatch in this bitch AWOOP.” Said a latino as he then cried right on the spot, he was definitely forced to be here.

“HOTnite.” Said a vaper as he then waited for cheers. Which he only got one from the audience, which was a white girl who was going crazy.

“YESSSS YOU’RE SO SEXY BABES YOU’RE GONNA WINNN!!!!”

“Immortal awesome fashion dictator.” Simply said they, as they tried to shoot HOTnite and purposely failed. There was loud clapping coming from the audience and from Rain.

“I AM. Endangered Mongolian.” Said a man of color with down syndrome as he then did the splits and swinged his luscious blonde hair that resembled Cinderella’s. (This is supposed to be Kyle btw for those who don’t know)

“I am the elegant Queen Shaqi.” Womb then proceeded to look gorjus.

“I’m Meii A.K.A. Da slayer, and I’m DAT bitch.” He just posed like somebody on a magazine. Rain cheered loudly and Meii, confidently, glanced to look at the judges’ reactions, which seemed positive.

“Kuwaiti oil. Hi big bros!!!” Said a barrel as it then spout oil specifically at the second judge.

“Kitty kat kat!” She then posed very cutely, instant win.

“It goes, it goes, tio gilipollas! Bleeaghh!” Growled an emo looking guy who then pretended to play guitar cus he’s a weirdo.

“Ur so gonna win :3” Cheered a puppy in the crowd. It was then Meii’s turn. Wait, wasn’t that earlier?

“I’m the one and only Meii A.K.A Da slayer, and I’m DAT bitch.” He just posed like somebody on a magazine. Everyone’s eyes widened, including Meii’s. Nervously, he glanced to look at the judges and his left, seeing..himself? He looked back at the judges and noticed the first one looked like Denii, the second like Joseph, third was definitely Mimi and fourth was Angelo.

Most took the 2 Meii’s casually, they’ve seen worse (stars face leel).

“Umm.. the results are in…” Denii revealed as she looked at her papers. She then shot her eyes up at somebody in particular.

“Queen Shaqi… go get your bags ready.” Queen Shaqi then almost pissed herself.

“.. because you’re staying!!!”

“OMG..!!! Thank you, thank you!!” She exclaimed as she covered her mouth and walked away proudly.

“Hotnite, Kitty kat kat, Endangered Mongolian, Kuwaiti Oil, Beautiful Black Goddess, Starebeeytatch and Alien fucker.”

“…”

“YOU’RE SAFE TOO!!!!” They sighed in relief and walked away.

“Meii Da Slayers.” Simply stated Mimi as she looked at them directly. “Y’all’s makeup are FLAWLESS. Definitely staying.”

“Oh thanks queen, I know.” Both Meiis synchronically said and walked away as they stood where the other winners were.

“So, it’s only you ladies now. Leithal Maximus, Carmen Redd and Immortal Awesome Fashion Dictator.” Denii affirmed.

“Did we LOSE.” Carmen Redd asked with a bothered look.

“It’s not because of the fact that I may not like you, because if that WAS the reasoning, Leithal Maximus would’ve been safe and HOTnite would’ve lost-“ Forty was then interrupted.

“Brah. It’s over. Fuck you.” Leithal Maximus cursed as he did the middle finger and this sick backflip:

“Leithbros..”

“I lose u die” Immortal Awesome Fashion Dictator then pulled out their machine gun and started shooting everyone, killing most including the past Meii.

“Nah, the crakkas are crazy!!” Meii scrumpt as he then ran back to the werk room, dragging Rain along him too obviously.

“WHY IS SAUR DOING THAT!!” Rain screamed as she ran with him.

“Girl, are you really asking that.” Meii uttered as he then got into the time machine with Rain and clicked loads of buttons. SCREEEEoiuuuuuuiiighhYEEAAHHHHUUUUUekkkkkkk BANG. BANG.

“ARE WE GETTING SHOT!?????” Rain asked as she covered her ears again, so why is she asking if she can’t hear omfg i ahtebthis.

“SHOT NO BACKSHOTS YES” Mei screamed, then taking a deep breath.

“Lemme look outside..” Meii offered and stepped outside before Rain could be against it.

“Omg. Ew..” He simply said.

“Ew?!??? Uhhh, where are we?!???” Rain whispered, as she was still eerie.

“In a cleaning… closet?? There’s lots of cleaning supplies..”

“How is THAT ew??”

“It just is. Look! There’s a door………” Meii said with a feigned surprised look as he held out his hand to open it.

“Don’t open it!! Let’s just get out of here pleassseee!!”

“Oh sorry, it already opened.”

“MEII.”

“Might as well see where we are..” Meii suggested as he suspiciously stepped out, while Rain reluctantly followed.

Lockers, a squeaky shiny floor, posters, long hallway, rules… It was obvious to the both of them that they were in a school.

“A school??” The both of them questioned.

DUURRR.. DING DING, a bell rang. The hallways quickly became flooded and Rain lost sight of Meii.

“Racism class was so easy ong brah.” Said Leith, a 6’5 New Zealander with a mullet, as he opened his locker.

“Vape tiem!!” Joked Alfie.

“Bro don’t. Cuz if you do, Principal Forty will suspend you.” Big warned as he took a puff.

“LOLOLOLOL. I think it’s only you.” Kyle said as he pushed a Costa Rican goblin into a locker, pinning him with foam forming in his mouth.

“KYLE!! You can’t do that. Leave Alonso alone.” Shaqi scolded as she pulled him out.

“You’re so kind Shaqi, thank you I love you!! If only you were fat..” Starglitch whimpered as he adjusted his giant glasses.

“Aww..” She then glared at Kyle before walking away.

“You’re getting a swirly after school.” Threatened Kyle, but the only threatening thing was his diet consisting of eating 5 full pizzas for breakfast. This is how he copes after his parasocial GF broke up with him.

“At least I’m not a stupid washed fuck like Branden.” Starglitch condescendingly spitted, throwing shit at Big for no reason.

“Bruh. At least I’m not bad at fortnite like Star..”

“If Josephine knew you were bothering me rn..” Star threatened, before hearing a loud voice.

“QUIT BOTHERING MY KITTEN.” Said definitely-not-Joseph through the speakers.

“He’s a grown man, why is he saying that?” Racer questioned as he looked up at the speakers with an almost disturbed look.

“Pfft. Wasn’t he banned from schools?” Redsilver immediately answered as she chewed gum loudly.

“Careful obesa, didn’t you want your biology teacher to groom you…” Interrogated Kyle with a cocky tone of voice.

“What’s her name… Miss. Yoshiiikage…?” Leith added.

“Bruh. Just say Yoshi.” Big said.

“Umm—That was a joke though.. Obviously!” Redsilver panicked. Was she afraid of being seen as a lesbian or as someone who likes older people?.

“You want to repeat the Kerroid-Sean incident?” Jock Gerald asked as he approached behind them.

“Hey..” Kerroid uttered, caressing Gerald’s chest. He didn’t want to bring up the incident

“Where is Meii..Ugh..” Rain whispered to herself, walking down the hallways in search of Meii.

“Let’s go to the cafeteria already, big bros! P.E is next.” Abood considered, needing everybody else’s approval of such idea.

“Brah I hate P.E. Oreca is such a freaky teacher. Idk how he became one.” Leaf moaned and both Redsilver, Abood and Kyle nutted.(Nat wrote that)

“To be a teacher, you must first be a sex offender.” Stated Kyle.

“Then riddle me this, why won’t Yoshi MOLEST MEEEEE!!!???!!?” Cried Redsilver.

“Ugly” Kyle answered.

“I don’t want to hear your retardedness anymore. Get. Moving.” Bitterly scolded the history teacher, Hex.

“God. I hate women.” So the idiots had no choice but to walk to the cafeteria.

Luckily, they didn’t spot Rain, who was hiding in plain sight. Until Hex straightened his posture, cracking his back and neck, spotting her.

“You…” His eyes widened.

“I thought you were expelled by daddy- I mean, the Principal.”

“Oh no, that was a hoax.” Rain lied, she didn’t even know what he meant by that.

“..Yah.” Suspiciously said Hex.

“Hm. Okay then.” He walked away, cracking his knuckles.

“That was so close..” Rain sighed in relief, taking a look at the hallways and spotting Meii.

“MEII!” Rain spat out, quickly covering her mouth in embarrassment.

Meii turned around, following the voice and finding Rain.

“Rain?..”

“What are you doing here?..”

“Huh?” Rain, confused, narrowed her eyes, trying to figure out his question.

Mei raised an eyebrow, his hand on his hip.

“Ohh!”

“Wrong one..” Rain chuckled, awkwardly walking away without answering the question.

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Rain was at the entrance of the cafeteria, taking in how many people there were.

It was loud and torturously stinky. Rain sat at one of the fuller tables, waving at the first fetus she recognized—Kat.

“Hi..” Said Kat, the friendliest looking one.

“Is that Rain? Mashallah. IT IS. Aw. Sit next to Zam.” Shaqi advised as she pointed towards a distant table, where only emos sat.

“Oh uh..” Rain got up, obeying as she walked to the table Shaqi referred to.

Rain turned around and saw how Meii stayed back there, it seemed he was offered to sit at their table, which he did. She wondered if that was her Meii, but didn’t want to risk embarrassing herself again.

Before she knew it, she was at the designated table.

“Um.. haiiiii.” She greeted. Rain could see that besides Zam sitting here, there was also Zoe, Saur, Vek and Alfie.

“Hiello” Zoe and Alfie replied, their different greetings layering each other. Zam looked a bit sour, as so did Saur and Vek. But they usually did, so Rain wasn’t too concerned.

“Why’d you come back.” Bluntly asked Zam.

“Wha-“ What the h*ck did she mean by that, wondered Rain. “What do you mean..?”

“Didn’t she get expelled??” Asked Alfie to the others, not so discreetly.

“I honestly don’t know or remember anything.”, Rain said. Before they could interrogate her anymore, there was a loud commotion coming from the other table.

“I WANT DICKKKKK!!!!!” Kyle screamed as he banged his head against the table and his face flattened.

“Don’t do that.” Tried ordering Yoshi from a distance, checking in the cafeteria.

“Tch..” As most were eating, a blonde white chick approached Big.

“Hi Branden..” She uttered, eyes fixated on him.

“Huh.” He simply said, not even turning around.

“I want you.” She mumbled.

“What.” Still doesn’t get the clue.

“No flirting in school chuddy.” Sean, the Sex ed teacher warned as he walked over to the emo table to flirt with Alfie.

“I don’t listen to naggots.” Pastel screamed at him, only in her head because she was too much of a pussy.

She then pulled out a sign that said “Will you go to prom with me and be my victory royale?” and fortnite merchandise.

“Turn around notorious..” Leith urged as he held in his laughter.

“Relationship goals :3!” Cheered Redsilver.

“Girl. No way..” Meii said, slightly disturbed.

“Bruh.” Big said as he slowly turned around. “Fortnite….” He sighed under his breath as he was admiring the sign.

“Yeah! Just how you like it..” Reminded a hopeful Pastel.

Big looked up at Pastel, getting up and softly smiling at her. Afterwards, he took the sign and threw it on the ground, stomping on it a million times.

“YOU DIDN’T EVEN FINISH DOING MY HOMEWORK, YOU CUNT!!!!” He shout at her.

“I’m sorry..” Pastel apologized, before clutching her fists.

“LAZY ASS!!” She said, screaming as she threw him a tomato.

“Oh, It’s on.” Big got meatloaf and threw it at her head.

“FOOD FIGHT!!!” Star’s corny ass said, as he was then thrown a fork, which stabbed his eye.

At this point, everybody in the cafeteria was aimlessly throwing food. Meii and Rain looked at each other and with a single look, agreed on fleeing.

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Running away together, they went to where they initially came from, the janitor’s closet.

Once they arrived, they noticed somebody else was in there, hiding in the shadows.

“So… you two aren’t exactly from here, right?”

It was Principal Forty, who was monitoring them since they first came here.

“How-“ Rain tilted her head, almost scared.

“Omfg. Can you not???” Meii groaned with a facepalm.

“Whatwhatwhatehstehstgswtaht-“

“Strange, isn’t it?” Said Principal Forty, stepping closer.

He poked Rain, looking her dead in the eyes.
“I expelled you.” He turned to Meii, speaking up again. “There are 2 of you.”

“Expelled?!???????!!!!???!” Repeated Rain with a weirded out look.

“So you don’t remember? Good.”

Rain gritted her teeth, grabbing a knife from her purse.

“I’m not afraid to use it!” Rain said, clearly afraid to use it.

Principal Forty maniacally laughed, putting his hands on their shoulders. He stopped laughing, keeping them close.

“You can’t..”

“Me being here—YOU being here, means that you didn’t kill me.”

He backed up, letting go of them and looking at Meii.

“Don’t you remember what happened next?”

Meii stepped back, starting to remember everything. He looked like he was losing his marbles so Rain spoke up.
“What’s happening?? Are you okay??”

Due to Rain’s womanhood, she had bad memory and so couldn’t remember anything.

I guess you could say it was reMEIImbering..heh

Instead of answering, Meii grabbed Rain’s hand and went into the time machine.

“Go back to where you came from, goys.” Principal Forty demanded as he kicked the machine and walked away.

Before Rain could ask any more questions, Meii was clicking random buttons again. WEEEEEEGGHghhhuuuurshhhhhhSHHuuuuuIIIAAAAEEEEHHH BaDUNK. Bang.

They were both silent, Meii being deep in thought. Both of them stepped out, and it was the exact location Principal Forty wished for them to go.

“What’s wrong with you..?” Rain broke the silence, standing still as they found themselves back in her room. She smacked him, again after the first time.

Meii snapped out of it, now looking at Rain without shaking.

“Idk.” Meii said as he disassembled the machine and put it back into his purse. He clearly didn’t plan on saying anything else, so they headed out of the dorm.

Walking in the hallway, they could tell it was pretty quiet. Maybe they were in their respective rooms. If it were opposite day, they’d be in the gym.

Once they stepped into the lobby, they were jumpscared by Forty.

“Hey there.” He ominously uttered.

“EEK!!” Rain shrieked.

“GYAKKK- don’t do that.” Meii shout.

“Then don’t try escaping!!” Warned Forty.

“We didn’t..” Meii lied through his teeth.

Forty turned to Rain, staring at her soul.

“Go to your room. This is adult talk.”

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They had sex. That’s what I thought happened, because I’m a porn addict and I must get my source from somewhere- so, I’ll soil my mind for weeds that poison.

I mean, what else am I supposed to assume? Meii and Rain haven’t returned. I’m in the gym, with the other guys as well, who definitely invited me out of guilt.

It was past 5 pm. So we already ate dinner and everything. Usually, back in Costa Rica, I’d get whiffs of random foods. Bacon, eggs, bread, burnt meat, blood and cheese. It’s not because they’d be near me, but because I was dying of famine and I would start hallucinating the smells.

Strangely enough, I just got the whiff of… muffins. Disappointing, it’s supposed to smell like sweat.

I wondered if it was just MY imagination, so I asked others.

“Guys.. do you smell muffins?” I asked, to anybody willing to listen.

Gerald stopped dribbling and raised his head, sniffing the air.

“Strange.” He smelt it too.

“It’s my ass, eat it.” Kyle urged.

“Let’s go downstairs and find out bro.” Abood suggested. I was going to, but I’m glad he did since if I did, I would’ve been shut down.

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Once we all arrived to the lobby, Forty was already there.

“Right when I was about to call you moids.” He uttered, with a sinister look.

“Why does it smell like this? I think the answer is pretty obvious..” Forty replied.

“Get in the dining hall, DAMNIT!!!” So we all obeyed. I was faster than the rest though, since I was excited to try muffins for the first time. To us Costa Ricans, it was considered a delicacy.

I was the first to enter, crossing my fingers that he’ll give me a prize for it. Actually. The rest of the acapcels were in the dining hall already.

“Now that you’re all collectively here.. I got a little treat for you.” Forty had an apron on.

Is this a way of saying he’s ready to be a mother? I’ll accept him with loving arms. He’d be such a good boywife.

What I didn’t notice was that he was holding a tray of muffins, enough to feed us all.

“Eat, my children.” He instructed as he set the tray down.

“Eat your children?” Someone in the background asked.

“NO! Only I eat children! Just eat.” Forty responded.

“Aw..” Shaqi muttered as she got one.

“Wait, why are they stinky?”

“And where’s Meii.” Rain angrily questioned.

“They’re not stinky, big bro Joseph!” Lied Abood, as he got one and ate it whole. His barrel momentarily turned green in disgust. “Awesome..”

As his husband, I should’ve been the first one to eat it. I got one and took a bite. Oh my god, this is so foul.

Trying to hold in a piss for a whole day is easier than trying to hold in whatever I just ate.

“Is that a pube in the muffin.” Kyle asked with enticement.

“Babies. Can’t be THAT shitty..” Redsilver mocked as she got one and took a bite without hesitation.

“EACKKK!!! WHAT IS THIS?!???” She spat it out immediately.

“Retard.” Yoshi scolded.

“This is why you called us? I’m out.” Hex stated, until he was stopped by Forty, who got right in front of him.

“EVERYBODY here has to eat it to leave.” Forty conditioned his hair, then left. He’ll definitely look at us suffering through the cameras.

My vision got blurry and fuzzy, I CAN’T SEE SHIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS!! My body then grew numb, I could only feel how my body suddenly hit the ground.

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Roblox condos… toya.. ps3….. chatas dying… crossdressing.. Best dream ever!!

I woke up, and didn’t feel like dying despite what I ate. My brain probably gave me one of the best dreams I could ever think of, as a survival instinct so I won’t kill myself because of what I just ate.

I was in my room. Somebody must’ve taken me here. Oh! I hope they took my virginity! I touch my anus to feel if it was used.

It wasn’t. Now I want to die again.

There weren’t any murders this time, but at what cost? I’m too young to vote, but not to die.

I’m too young to love, too old to cry. Too young for chest hair, too old for Joseph.

I’ll find my victim tomorrow.

El fi-

Star’s door was slammed open, Kyle walking in as he took his suit off. “Hey girl.” He said, trying to seem manly but in reality sounding cringe.

“Que??!” Star shouted, wiping his eyes.

“We’re escaping this bitch.”

“For Meii.”

Star: “For Meii?..”

Kyle walked to a wall, trying to break it by punching it. The only thing he broke were his knuckles

He squealed, making Star burst into laughter even though he doesn’t have room to laugh.

“I get hurt, trying to help, AND YOU LAUGH?’’!!!!1!????????” Kyle bitterly scrumpt at me, which silenced me.

“Yeah, like you don’t make fun of me too………”
I reminded. I like kyle, but he makes me feel insecure and I don’t like that. If I did, I would act like a dog for Joseph despite him not interested.

“It’s all shits and giggles, tonto.” Kyle was… communicating with me in spanish??? That has never happened..

“Whatever you say, Kyle..”

I replied with a chuckle.

This was strange.. I haven’t felt both my vibes or dick this elevated before!

I’m forgiving him because I know he’ll be of good service.

Interrupting the romantic scenery, I could see how yellow fluid was spilling out of Kyle’s muscle.

“Umm.. what’s *that*?”

“My.. uh..”
Kyle darted at his injury and covered it with his other hand.

“My testosterone.”

“Oh..”
He wasn’t *trans*, was he..? Before I could even get to ask my question he hurriedly turned around and scampered out the room.

“I’ll see you later starbitch.”

There was a small poodle of his yellow fluid on the floor. I inched towards it and deeply smelled it, almost inhaling it.

Ew..! It smelled rancid. Como.. like a urinal. No way. This can’t be…

piss?

My eyes shot back, and I looked at the ceiling.

“THANK YOU, GOD!! THANK YOUU!! I’ll appreciate your gifts!”

I screamed as I looked back down at the puddle, kissing the crucifix.

It was a sign. A sign of a friendship. I knew I wouldn’t die alone. That wasn’t what the game had planned out for me. Time has it out for me, so I won’t hide. I’ll stay here in the open field, waiting for what’s looking to find me. Whether it be death or Kyle, it’s already happening.

El fi-

RING RIRING RIN G RING

Everyone started packing up to leave class, except Alfie because he was staying after class.

“Ah, ah, ah!”
Asserted Sean as he wiggled his finger as an opposition to their fleeing.
“The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I DO.”

Big’s skin turned red in anger, his armpit hair growing rapidly.

Redsilver: “Twinsies!!”

“HOW LONG UNTIL WE LEAVE THIS FRIGGIN CLASS???? NOONE CARES ABOUT SEX ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Big (s)creamed, throwing books at the teacher.

Alfie jumped in the way to take the hits for Sean. “NOOO!!”

*thump*

Big, about to jump Sean, was restrained by Kyle.

“He’s not worth it..” Moaned Kyle, who couldn’t hold him for too long as his muscles and veins teared like wires on utility poles and his “testosterone” spewed out of them.

“STOPPP” Big and Kyle synchronically shouted at eachother, sumo wrestling.

“Awww! They’re practically cuddling!” Shaqi said, admiring the two.

“FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT” Nat repeatedly said, thinking others will join in. Noone did.

Big’s hair piloerected, thinking Kyle had pissed on him. “THE HECK.”

Kyle jumped up, trying to cover the wounds on his arms that squirted urine. “It’s not what it looks like!!”

“YOU PISSED ON ME1!!1!” Shouted Big, who was about to rape Kyle.

“Settle down class!!” Said Sean, who then glanced at his watch and sighed. “Just..Get OUT.”

Meii snapped out of his thoughts, raising his head. “Oh.. Right!”

“Byyyeee! See you later. Oh, definitely.”

Meii was reassuring to Shaqi and Kat, as he walked the other way.

“Definitely- NOT. I GOT to get out of here.”

Meii walked down the hallways, which got emptier and emptier.

He contemplated on calling out Rain’s name, but he figured it could possibly get him in trouble.He resorted to using the time machine, so he hurriedly walked towards the janitors closet and saw how it was no longer there.

“WHAT?? RAIN???!???” He screamed internally.

Meii took a full on day looking at where the time machine was supposed to be.

He’d scream her name once more, but he’d know it was futile.

Thinking of what to do, Meii looked through the classroom windows- often spotting illegal activities and hearing kissing, until he saw a classroom with one measly backpack inside.

Finding it strange, since it seemed Meii was the only student left, he grabbed a notebook inside it and peaked.

Meii Sanchez

To be continued…